Wot triggered you mate?
Right, so you are lookin' a bit gash, mate. What's got your britches in a bunch? Spill the gossips. We can't have you stuffing it all up, yeah? Maybe we want to go for a pint and you can tell us all about it. No judging here, just mates lookin' out for each other.
Did sumfin tick ya off?
Alright